I have been tracking my 0.3 pound package since September 4th. The shipper sent it via FedEx.
There begins my nightmare. It arrived in Dallas TX on the 9th. Then to Denver on the 11th. It is now the 21st and still no package.
Last know whereabouts: Denver Colorado. Oh, get this, it likes to leave and arrive in Denver. There have been multiple sightings. I hope everyone is enjoying my package because I know I am not.
The Pony Express could have delivered it faster. I could ridden a bicycle there and back by now. I have devised a solution: Chain mailing. I am going to make contacts with people all around the country.
It will be a shipping co-op. We will space ourselves 10 miles apart (whenever possible) and hand off packages once a day.
Though it sounds like a logistical nightmare, I think we could manage to complete our orders faster than this joke of an experience I am going through.
I would love to truly be able to track my package and get a good laugh at how it is being handled.