Tracking shows my package (which was due to go from Ireland to Cambridge, arriving by 6pm today; International Priority Service) in Paris at 5:50pm. I am waiting for the sonic boom heralding the plane which can get it from Paris to Cambridge in the next ten minutes.
It's nice that my package has had an outing to France, but it would have been even nicer if it had got to me on time.
Dear FedEx - why do you so consistently fail to meet my low expectations?
Why is DHL so much better? Why are you still in business?