While wasting my whole afternoon at home waiting for my crucially important (and already late) package to arrive, I ran outside to grab my mail, and noticed the "attempted delivery" slip hanging from my door. My doorbell never rang.
I didn't even get a knock on the door. Seriously, throw a rock at my window or something. I don't care. JUST TRY.
I'm only asking you creeps to do your job with a modicum of effort. At this point, I'm still waiting.
I called to ask if they could re-route (they were still in the neighborhood), and they took my phone number and let me know somebody would be in touch soon. That was about 3 hours ago.